Can Someone Get Giannis a Personal Chipotle Guy, Please?
Giannis Antetokounmpo is the Greek Freak. You know that. I know that. With a nickname like that, you have to eat. You have to be someone that takes down hearty meals. In the upcoming book about Antetokounmpo, Miram Faber talks about how Giannis loved/loves the Bucks cafeteria and would be amazed that he could bring home food. Not sure if this video is from the current road trip, but how the hell is Giannis getting this kind of service from Chiptole? This is a disgrace. My MVP cannot eat like that. He needs to be bulked up for the game tonight and ready to roll.
How could Chipotle do this to Giannis??? pic.twitter.com/kFZXbAyVHD
— Sam (@SamBrahm1) April 5, 2021
Who should we blame for this? Are these disgruntled Warriors fans because NBCSWarriors made them believe that Giannis would actually come there? Is Chipotle just going downhill? (Side note: Why would you get Chipotle in San Francisco?). Does America finally agree that Qdoba is the better institution? I have many questions. Also, I’d like to know Giannis’ order. And if we’re getting real weird with it, I’d like to compare to Christian Yelich’s order, who is a habitual Chipotle guy.
For those wondering, and I’m sure you are, my ideal order at Qdoba – Burrito Bowl – rice, pinto beans, steak, queso, pico de gallo, corn salsa, lettuce, sour cream, cheese, and free chips to go alongside. You basically have nachos without the soggy chips. Although, their nachos don’t fuck around.