If Badger Football Could Be a Chip, What Would They Be?
you may look at this headline and ask how much weed did I smoke before starting this blog. That’s a fair question. But Patrick Norton from Student Union Sports put together a thread of different college teams and their corresponding chips. Wisconsin deserved some representation in this group, so, let’s try to figure out what kind of chip the Badgers are. There are a few steps we need to take to develop our answer. Yes, this is personal preference on chips so keep that in mind as well.
My first thought is we need a chip that is good and liked by most people. Wisconsin is a good program, and most college football teams’ fans do not have a problem with Wisconsin. Other than Minnesota and Nebraska, the rivalries with the other teams aren’t there. It cannot be a heavily debated chip.
The next thought is we have to consider a chip that you can get tired of eating at some point. Think about a chip that is great when you first open that bag but then you eat too many and you want to die. That’s Wisconsin football. They start quickly, get a ton of buzz around them then when it comes to the big Ten Championship, things usually go poorly. Or an important bowl game. You need that chip where you feel like shit for some reason after eating too many.
My answer is, as I inhale from the bong, sour cream, and onion. This is the answer. Think about it. Sour cream and Onion are great chips immediately. They taste good, there is a freshness about them, but have you ever eaten too many sour cream and onion chips? Your mouth feels like you were eating raw onions for two hours straight, and you get a taste in your mouth that can’t seem to leave you.
Weigh in with your version.