In The Least Surprising News Ever, The Pickle Had Covid Exposure

Some of you who read this blog post are wondering ‘What the hell is The Pickle?’ Let me explain. I went to school at the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire. Eau Claire had a college bar known as ‘The Pickle.’ It is a college bar to the definition. The Pickle is rowdy and always a good time. Packers players have stopped by there like Aaron Rodgers, Nick Barnett, Nick Collins, Desmond Bishop, and others. I partook in many all-day drinking marathons there as they had three every school year and they were the best three Saturdays on the calendar besides homecoming. While it would seem immune from infectious diseases, The Pickle did get a COVID case last week.
If you've been enjoying the Water St. nightlife in recent weeks, the health department is warning that you could have potentially been exposed to the coronavirus. https://t.co/eBUaxYJ21s
— WQOW News 18 (@WQOW) June 26, 2020
The best part of this tweet might be that Justin Vernon aka Bon Iver aka blobtower responded to this tweet upset at everyone. If we had a SnotapWI Casino, The Pickle would be a heavy favorite to have COVID exposure. The second favorite would be The Brat which did not get listed, rather, it was She-nans aka Shenanigans. For those that are going out to the bars around their area, be careful, rock some hand sanitizer, and try not to talk closely with people you don’t know.
Have a good weekend y’all.
Charlie.