Jeremy Piven Plays The Role of Capt. Obvious on Twitter With Khalil Mack
One of the things I did during the pandemic when no sports were on was started to rewatch Entourage. You can call me a bro. Call me whatever you want and judge me for it. But Entourage is good 30 minutes of hanging out at the end of the night where you can just laugh. There are guys that you remember fondly like Johnny Drama who is the best character on that show. And Ari Gold played by Jeremy Piven. Piven hasn’t done much if anything since Entourage and tried to reboot with some cheesy thing on Barstool Sports. The Chicago resident decided to give his thoughts on Khali Mack and delivered one of the most obvious tweets of all fucking time.
— Jeremy Piven (@jeremypiven) October 9, 2020
As my friends (Not really but whatever) at Pardon My Take would say ‘UHHHHHHH YA THINK?!” Pretty sure everyone fucking knows that Mack is an awesome player who does incredible things on the football field. That hip toss was amazing, but man, of all the tweets for the NFL to retweet?
For those who care, I did a deep dive on Piven. Mostly I was curious because I heard a story about him doing standup comedy then getting close then very weird with some female attendees. Yet that’s another story for another time. Here’s what I found… It costs 400 FUCKING DOLLARS to book Piven on Cameo. 400 bucks! That’s absurd. My only reason why he’s doing that is to avoid having to lines from Entourage over and over again. He is starring in a new movie called ‘My Dad’s Christmas Date’ which looks like a hallmark move with dick joke thrown in every once in a while.
All that being said, I still love Ari Gold. He isn’t my favorite Entourage character, but he has so so many great quotes. And why not have a montage for the people.