Jersey Grades: Florida’s Swamp Uniforms
I’ve been doing Jersey Grades for quite some time. I honestly would love to do it whenever there’s a new kit out, but things come some quickly. Therefore, we save it for when it matters, whether, it’s a jersey that is so St. Helena’s fire flames that we have to talk about it, or if it’s the ugliest fucking thing we’ve ever seen. The latter is what we have with the Florida Gators. I don’t know if I have seen a worse jersey honestly. These things are a swamp creature.
This weekend, when the Florida Gators play Texas A&M, they will play AS GATORS. pic.twitter.com/jal2Hmr3WJ
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 10, 2017
I wish I could explain what’s the first thing wrong with these jerseys. They are trying so hard, it’s truly disappointing. You cannot be this thirsty for recruits, right? I mean is there one recruit who thinks these are dope? To be honest if the scales are off, I might be into these. The helmets are actually not that bad, and the gray with the blue works well together. A friend of me has always been out on grey uniforms, and I tend to lean that way as well. Go straight to jail, Florida and don’t pass GO. (Oh too soon?).