Kirk Cousins Stinks at Grilling
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins is going to be one of the most-watched players in the National Football League next season. He’s enjoying the offseason before what could be his biggest season of his life. That said, he cannot grill for shit. I’m unsure why Kirk continues to show off his ‘skills’ on social media, but that’s been a thing. First, we saw him grill with aluminum foil that he got roasted about and now, he displayed the Fourth of July grilling platter which were very plain, large steaks. Once again, he got roasted.
the replies are killing me 😂 pic.twitter.com/OWqm4cDs1k
— Danny (@recordsANDradio) July 5, 2018
First of all, a grill company should make a major play for Cousins. Or the Food Network. At this point, they should be putting me on the payroll. Bring Bobby Flay out there and show him how to properly grill a steak. Second thing I would od is not post any more grill pictures that allow for you get flamed on the Internet for. That picture works the same with a closed grill, trust me. Third, can we season these steaks next time? We’re past the foil, now let’s put some seasonings on this thing, so, you don’t look more cream cheese than you already are.
PS: I know we’re all thinking it, but yes, Aaron Rodgers is better grilers just like he’s a better quarterback.