Lane Kiffin’s Hype Video Is ELECTRIC
Oh Lane. Sweet, sweet Lane. What happened here? Some of young Florida Athletic sports marketing guy or girl decided to a do a video with the Owls new coach and boy did he sell the program if selling the program meant being a relative to Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. There are only a couple things that could have caused such an amazing video with an out of shape balding Kiffin looking into a bright sun like it’s the worst thing ever.
Our new coach needs a hype man pic.twitter.com/82cBML1NFa
— Rev. Eric Dunn (@ericvdunn) January 30, 2017
1.) He’s hungover – That’s pretty easy to see if we’re being honest here. Kiffin is bloated. He looks like he hates the sun. A look I perfected in high school when I woke up outside after a Memorial Day Weekend night where three of us drank a full liter of Flesichmann’s causing a two-day hangover. Never. Again. Kiffin had a few too many frozen drinks the night before taking it and didn’t have time to get a quick snooze in.
2.) He’s entertained a co-ed late – One and two go hand-in-hand. A single Kiffin with the talent in West Palm Beach is shooting fish in a barrel. Kiffin probably went on Tinder (Can’t see him as a Bumble guy) and found a some junior English major for the night. Not mad at him, even if he still probably misses Layla, his former wife.
3.) He doesn’t give a shit – This is probalby the most logical. Kiffin knows this is a stepping stone and if he wins here even if it’s a bowl game at 6-6, he’s out the following year to a bigger job. Kiffin doesn’t care about fans filling up the stadium. He’s so ready to pull what Bobby Petrino did at Western Kentucky.