Need, Not Want, a Logan Morrison ‘Sip N Rip’ Headband

Logan Morrison is the newest member of the Milwaukee Brewers. He made the team on Sunday. Morrison will add some power to the bench. If you’re curious about that, read what I wrote yesterday. Today, we’re trying to find where Morrison got his ‘Sip N’ Rip’ headband because it’s awesome, and I need it in my life. I looked on Google but could not find anything. My assumption is it is 1 of 1. It is clear that LoMo is going to fit just fine here in Milwaukee.
There are a couple of things that stand out to me with Morrison’s time here in Milwaukee. He is dominating the Instagram game. My guy Mitch mentioned to me yesterday but LoMo has the Gram working like he used to do it on Twitter. Morrison is giving Milwaukee coffee reviews. The dude is trying to be the Dave Portnoy of the java bean. He has been all over with Collectivo scoring the highest on their cold brew. Collectivo should have Morrison make his own cold brew. That’s a free idea, you’re welcome. The slogan is ‘Sip and Rip’ which I love and the headband states it.
If you’re wondering if only athletes can wear these headbands, that is accurate. Do I give a fuck? No. I’m an athlete in my own right and feel like I belong on some athletic field when wearing mine. They came in handy during the quarantine when my hair could not have been longer, and they’re great keeping the sweat out of my face. If Morrison wants to slide into the DMs and hook me up with a ‘Sip N Rip’ headband, I’m not going to say no.
Unrelated to all of this, Morrison calls him and Christian Yelich, the Bang Bros. That is my favorite Brewers nickname ever. I need Tom Hardicourt to ask what it means. If you don’t know what it means, please don’t google it at work. I don’t want you fired.
Charlie.