Robin Lopez and mascots are one of the best rivalries in sports. Lopez has many different battles with many different mascots. Yesterday, Lopez was asked about not having the mascots in Orlando. Side note, this is news to me. I get mascots aren’t important with no fans, but how can you leave behind Bango? That’s like leaving behind J.P in Angels in the Outfield. Lopez broke down his mascot pyramid which I think needs more explanation and then welcomes Disney mascots to fill it for Bango and company.

"NBA mascots are up here…NFL mascots are all the way down here…please tag the mascots in that statement please"

– @rolopez42 on not being able to be with @BucksBango and friends: pic.twitter.com/XThTYtEBEe

— Milwaukee Bucks (@Bucks) July 13, 2020

If Bucks could have a Disney mascot, who would it be? Maybe Donald Duck. You know that fucking front-runner Mickey Mouse would be with LeBron. Do you think Mickey even cares about the home team Orlando? Absolutely not. That mouse is headed over to Lakers. Bucks are certainly not Goofy (Maybe that goes to Brooklyn as a way to replace Kyrie?). More thought is going to be needed to figure out which mascot makes the most sense for the Milwaukee Bucks. It is also hilarious that Lopez has no love for NFL mascots. My assumption is he is not a football fan.

Charlie.