You may have seen over the weekend that an outbreak of COVID-19 occurred at Crusin’ Chubbies in Juneau, Wisconsin. It is right outside the Wisconsin Dells. If you’re doing a bachelor party trip in the Dells, that is where you end up likely during the weekend. An outbreak, which I learned from this, is when they have two positive tests in a short period of time. Many people outside of the state of Wisconsin did not believe this to be a real name. It is real and it is spectacular. This got my brain going and thought we needed a top-five list of the best strip names here in Wisconsin.

5. The Outpost Club – This is in Neillsville, Wisconsin. Why did it make the list? Well, it’s not a name for a strip club! If you’re saying to a significant other that you’re going to the ‘Outpost Club’, is anyone going to think “Oh he is looking at nude girls!” No. Nothing is more funnier sometimes than looking at Google Reviews of these places, but The Outpost Club carries a 4.7 rating on Google. That’s wild!

4. Shooter’s Showgirls – Shooter’s Showgirls sounds like a sports team. It is a good one without question residing in Elk Mound. The reason this makes the list is my fiancee pitched me the idea multiple times to open a strip club called ‘Shooter’s’ with a picture of nude girl outside with guns coming out her breasts. It’s a great idea, but we already have a Shooter’s in Wisconsin. This news will be heartbreaking to her. There is also a Shooter’s Saloon in Hurley, the northern Wisconsin answer to Las Vegas.

3. Bonkers Saloon – When it comes to strip club names, it is implied that there will be some ridiculousness to it. But bonkers? What the hell is that? I assume that bonkers is another word for boobs, yet, I haven’t heard anyone call it that. Bonkers Saloon is in Manitowoc, Wisconsin. How many times do you think Steve Avery made an appearance at Bonkers?

2. Beansnappers – While Crusin’ Chubbys is getting the shine, Beansnappers also has an all-time great strip club name. You ask yourself, what is a ‘Beansapper.’ Not sure. Urban Dictionary has some terms that do not exactly fit. Looking at their Facebook page (Let me tell you some people comment on their page like it’s nothing), they have a tag line ‘If we can’t snap your bean off, no one can!’ This seems to be where Beansnappers was incepted. t

1. Cruisin’ Chubbys – Kings stay kings. This is 1000 percent the best strip club name in the State of Wisconsin. No one will hold a candle to it. Is it the best strip club in Wisconsin? That is not for me to tell you. I’m in no way a strip club expert. Not sure if those even exist. Could you imagine if there was someone that strictly reviewed strip clubs for a website or a newspaper? That would be wild.

Do you have any that missed the list?

Charlie.