Wisconsin Has To Play in the Mayo Bowl, No Questions Asked

Bowl sponsors are the best. Seriously, they’re great. I love the idea that anyone can sponsor a bowl for the right price. Sources close to me tell me that Snotapwi could have some investment in the Boca Raton Bowl if I have the funds but that’s another story for another time. Yesterday, the artist formerly known as the Belk Bowl is now known as the Duke’s Mayo Bowl. This is the best bowl name since Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl. What an amazing upgrade in bowl names and they put together a great way to announce it this morning. This feels like a bowl game that belongs to Wisconsin. Like the Badgers should be circled in unless they’re better than the Duke’s Mayo Bowl. That should be a new rule.
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— Duke's Mayo Bowl (@DukesMayoBowl) June 18, 2020
Hand up, I’ve always been a Hellman’s guy. Blame my mother. But if Duke’s Mayo wants to slide in the DMs, I’m not opposed to switching sides. And for the haters, of which there are many, that do not like mayo, I don’t trust your sandwich skills. Right now, my perfect sandwich is pastrami, some type of cheese (If I’m choosing, maybe a muenster), Scortinos hard roll, a little mayo and a little mustard. The mustard + mayo combination is like Kobe and Shaq. I highly recommend it for your next sandwich.