Cubs Fans Gender Reveal Fail Brings Me Great Joy
This is from Sunday, but I have to blog it. When a rival fanbase does something fucking dumb, I have to blog it. That’s the rules. We had a Cubs couple doing a gender reveal outside of Wrigley Field. For some reason, these two thought it was a good idea to reveal their gender in a busy Chicago location. The wife, bless her heart, tries to lob the answer with child in hand, and she completely misses him. But congrats, it’s a boy!
Was walking to Wrigley and saw a gender reveal happening, so glad I stopped to film it 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/KjepDjFNre
— Jeffrey Habjan (@the_JazzyJeff) May 13, 2018
Couple things here… Why did the woman keep the kid in her hand? Did she not have a friend next to her to let her get the full range of motion? Second, how the hell does this guy let this ball of powder hit the ground? YOU CAN’T LET IT HIT THE GROUND. Like you had to know someone was filming and now your ass went viral for being a loser. I couldn’t live with that same. I guarantee you this Brad bragged to his friends about doing this after Sunday’s game too, therefore, they knew he fucked up. Way to go.
Look, I know everybody does gender reveals these days, and that’s fine. Not my choice, but when I have a kid, I would like a surprise. But there’s not a chance in hell I will film the reveal. Learn from your elder’s mistakes.