Let’s Put The Watt Quarantine Olympics on TV
All of us are missing sports. We are curing our sports’ needs in different ways. For me, I’m trying to watch a sports movie a week. To me, that is better than watching an old game. Last week, I watched ‘Miracle’ and could not have been more fired up after it. This week, I’m probably watching ‘Major League’ if it is available on livestream (It should be or we fucking riot). Houston Texans defensive end and Wisconsin native J.J. Watt is taking it in another direction. He is doing the quarantine Olympics. This needs to be on television. Get the rights and let’s all watch it.
– 40-Yard Dash
– Tex vs Finley
– JJ vs Derek vs. TJ
– Cornhole (Bags)
– JJ vs Derek (TJ vs winner)
– Ping Pong
– Derek vs TJ (JJ vs winner)
– Soccer Penalty Kicks
– JJ vs TJ (Derek vs winner)
Place Your Bets.
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) March 26, 2020
First of all, this would be electric content to tweet about especially due to some of these activities are common man activities. If the Watt brothers struggle in cornhole or H-O-R-S-E, you can say ‘I’m better than an NFL player.’ Also, we can put lines on this and bet on Bovada. Trust me when I say that Bovada will take the action because they’re desperate for people to bet money on things. If I had to handicap the Quarantine Olympics, here’s what I would go with for the Watt brothers.
For H-O-R-S-E, I’m going with T.J. finishing first then J.J. finishing second. I’m pretty sure both played basketball and T.J. was pretty good in high school. Cornhole, it seems like T.J. is the favorite since there is a play-in game. Same with ping pong as J.J. gets a play-in game. As I said, there is no reason we cannot have this somewhere on television.