Miller Lite Drops The Bag For Number 1 Fan Travis Diener
Some people are just domestic beer guys. That is okay. We should not shame them. I hate the people that just craft beer guys. There is a time and place for domestics and crafts in my world. Travis Diener is a Miller Lite guy. He made it known last year about how he would celebrate his Elam Ending by drinking a ton of Miller Lite. This year, the folks at MillerCoors decided to hook Diener up with a personalized jersey and some beer. Diener said he would need another shipment tomorrow. Smart idea by the MillerCoors to send that stuff out to their number one fan.
— Travis Diener (@DienerTravis) July 21, 2020
Just like I needed Logan Morrison’s headband yesterday, I need my own Miller Lite hoops jersey. If Miller Lite can make that for Diener, why not sell that across the board? That seems like a wildly popular summer partywear look. I’d either go ’76’ or ’15’ if we can choose our jersey numbers. That needs to get done tomorrow. In other Diener news, he delivered A+ quote right before he hit the shot to give Marquette the TBT win. He said, “I hope you fuckers are ready to win some money!” Might need to find a place to put that quote in the Marquette basketball halls.
— TBT (@thetournament) July 20, 2020